By Richard K. Noots
The guys at Witty + Pretty had a fantastic idea to retake familiar shots seen with women around the country and add a simple dash of testosterone to it. Now, we have a new way to take over Instagram. Let’s show women that we can be interested things like lattes, Yoga, pajama pants, cute animals and our face! Now is the time for us to take on our more sensitive mantle- Oh, wait. It’s satire, isn’t it? Shoot. Ignore all that then … Just, uh … Enjoy the photos.
Animal picture!
Basic bitch status.
You know you’ve gotten one of these.
On mah cleanse.
Delicious-looking hotdogs.
Nailin’ it.
S-s-s-selfie!
Now sultry.
Groupon! Wait …
It’s ok … Soon I’ll have my chance.
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