By Richard K. Noots

Poor James Kingston. Apparently the only way he can get his rocks off is by doing death-defying stunts as a hobby. Luckily, the Southampton University in England provides plenty of training for his love of risking-it-all. OK, well, it’s not necessarily suicidal, but boy is it interesting! I’m not sure if I’d have the guts to climb up that high with the only thing separating me from becoming a delicious pizza is my cat-like sense of balance. It’s mostly because I don’t want to show off … I don’t have the guts for fame! That’s what I meant …