You Won’t Believe What Tantalizing Secret Sofia Revealed When She Was on Jimmy Fallon

By Richard K. Noots

If you guessed Sleepin’ in the nude, CONGRATULATIONS! You can now visualize the absolutely stunning visage that is Sofia Vergara sleeping next to you. Poor Jimmy was so clueless during his guessing game, probably because he couldn’t believe it himself. On the bright side, I now realize that I am infinitely jealous of Mr. Fallon, and am sure he has quite the dream job. Next to being Sofia’s sheets, of course.

Probably the only time in my life I wouldn’t mind being covered in sweat.