This is Most Certainly the Worst Music Video Ever

By Richard K. Noots

Some of you may remember Rebecca Black. If not, she’s the young girl who got (in)famous from a music video about how damn exciting the day of Fri can be. However, the music video was not her fault, Rebecca is just a young girl who wanted to be famous. The real culprit is a man named Patrice Wilson, who was the writer and producer of the music video. Two holidays ago he released the above epic about Thanksgiving. As it turns out, Patrice seems to love exploiting young ladies in the hopes he can ride the coattails of their fame to Cocaine Ville.

Don’t believe me? Here’s another famous video of his. Good luck, I don’t recommend it.