These Aren’t the Strays You’re Looking For

By Richard K. Noots

In a Galaxy far, far away, the Ottawa Humane Society seeks to restore balance to the animal kingdom. Hundreds of thousands of animals have been displaced from their homes, and they are eager to be rescued. As a member of the Jedi Council, your mission is to look upon on the Empire is doing such atrocities, and to help these lovable creatures at all costs.

The Empire will crush all resistance.
empire will crsuh

Even the greatest of spies cannot hide from the cuteness.
greatest spy in mos eisley

They will search far and wide.
search for rbel scum

Though they may return, in greater numbers.
strays will be back, and in greater numbers

Special thanks to the 501st