President Obama Meets With Potential New Cabinet Members

By Richard K. Noots

Over this past week the Obama Administration has been seeking new candidates for improving the Chief’s Cabinet. After various debates and exhausting interviews, our President finally selected a team worthy to see him through the end of his Presidency. The President is already calling his new team of bright minds an “amazing improvement over the last guys. They were just … Terrible.” Unfortunately the Supreme Court has vowed to follow up on the President’s decisions citing a case referencing “child labor.”