Not Only are These Two in a Fairy Tale, Now It’s Sponsored by Disney!

By Richard K. Noots

Usually when a dad is asked by a daughter, “When can I be a princess?” The answer is a mumbled, quick response as the aforementioned dad runs away. One dad, however, decided to ruin it for all the rest of them! Instead of greeting his daughter with the harsh realities of life, he actually gave her a country. Yes, he found unmarked land and claimed it for himself, like this was 1492 or something. To make matters worse, Disney has bought the rights to a movie about this subject! Great, way to ruin it for every other dad who can’t just run out and become a King.