By Richard K. Noots

So, leave it to a German to finally invent a beer-pouring robot. That’s right! A mere man sensed the plight of beers being poured in an imperfect manner, so he created a way to have the perfect beer pour every time! Of course, when we’re slave to our robot masters, I think we’ll know where we went wrong. Although, I don’t think robots would really need slaves, would they? Plus, wouldn’t they end up enslaving their own kind too? You know, this whole Sci-FI thing doesn’t makes sense when you think about it …